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Hold'em Career

Single-player poker with real consequences and zero real money.

One bankroll. One life. Fifty-three opponents who remember you.

Download on the App Store $4.99 once · no in-app purchases
The felt: a six-handed No-Limit cash table with the action on you An eight-handed sit-and-go at showdown, with the blind-level clock The Invitational: five tables merging to one, the whole cast in the field Between hands: the result, and the 'What happened?' explain-replay

The premise

You get a bankroll and a seat at the $50 table. Everything after that, you earn.

Hold'em Career is a roguelike poker career: sit down with exactly one buy-in, no rebuys, no top-offs. Win and climb toward the $1,000 game. Go broke and the run is over — the bankroll gone, the ladder reset, the story finished. What survives is what you've earned: milestones permanently raise the starting bankroll of every run that follows, and what you've learned about the players never resets at all.

There is no chip store. There is no way to buy your way back. The bankroll being unbuyable isn't a limitation — it's the entire point. When a bad river costs you a stack, it costs you something the game refuses to sell back to you, and that's what makes folding the right hand feel like a decision instead of a tap.

The table

Fifty-three opponents in all — six friends who teach you the game at a home table, thirty-four regulars who make up the nightly cash tables, and thirteen who only show up in the biggest events — and not one of them is a difficulty slider. Marcus, the retired accountant, plays nine hands a night and has never once bluffed a river. Dolores wants to see every flop and will pay you for the privilege. The pros upstairs punish loose calls the way a real $5/$10 game does. Every character runs on the same decision engine with their own tendencies — and tilt is real here: stack someone and watch their next hands get looser.

Play enough hands against someone and their dossier opens, one layer at a time: who they are, how they play, their actual numbers — and finally, if you've studied them and taken their whole stack at least once, the secret that beats them. The game keeps your head-to-head book too: your net at their table, who stacked whom. Prefer a purer challenge? Flip on Keep me in the dark and play everyone as a stranger.

Marcus's dossier fully open: bio, play style, real tendencies, and the secret that beats him

And they watch you back. Each character quietly builds a read on how you play — how often you raise, how loose you are, whether they've seen you fold under pressure. For most of the table the read fully seasons at eighty hands of observation — the sharpest read you sooner — and characters start adjusting to you: respecting the nit's raise, resisting the maniac's, stealing from players who always fold their blinds. Predictability has a visible price, and explain-replay shows exactly when it cost you.

Their read on you: Marcus has watched 140 of your hands and knows you play 9% of them

When it goes wrong

Going broke doesn't have to end the run immediately. Someone at the table may offer to stake you — a character you've played against, at their terms. They take a cut of every winning night until you're square. One debt at a time. One loan token per run — with a second earned every rung you climb and then lose back. The climb is frozen while you owe, and stiffing a lender burns that bridge for the rest of your career.

And when you bust someone out — or they bust you — the moment gets its own beat: a full-screen reveal showing both hole cards, the board, and the winning hand before the next deal. Eliminations deserve more than a chip counter going to zero.

Learn the game for real

Every hand is recorded — all cards, every action, and the reason behind every AI decision, captured at the moment it was made. Replay any hand with every hole card face-up and read exactly why Vince shoved the turn ("still steaming from the last pot" is a legitimate reason). No other poker game tells you why.

Explain mode on a finished hand: every hole card face-up, with the real reason behind an opponent's fold

After each session, the coach reviews your play: pot-odds mistakes, positional leaks, the calls that cost you — computed against your actual hands, not generic advice. Career stats track your VPIP, PFR and win rate by seat, and every metric comes with a plain-English explanation of what good looks like. The price of a call is shown at your decision point — information, not instruction.

The coach's costliest-mistakes list, with the real dollar cost of each hand

Seven events

Beyond the nightly cash game, events come to town on a hands-played clock — never wall-clock, no daily timers, no login streaks. The schedule is yours. Each event returns every few hundred hands you play, gated by something you've actually earned.

The events calendar: The Hall, The Invitational, The Duel and more

The Legends

Alongside the regular cast of thirty-four are thirteen named opponents who only appear in the special events. Three — Nadia, Roman, and Esme — populate The Duel and The Underground. The ten Legends appear exclusively in The Hall: characters drawn from the history of the game, each with their own playing style, portrait, and biography. Beat one and earn their seal. Beat all ten and earn something harder to name.

Rex — the whale, a semi-retired tech executive who has never once worried about the price of anything — sits at the $500 table and above, tilting the regular cash game's texture whenever he's in the lineup.

The Championship Circuit

Build a $20,000 lifetime bankroll and a second calendar opens: seven fixed-buy-in events against the toughest fields in the game — pros, Legends, or both, depending on the night.

The Grand Prix unlocked in the events list: eleven of the best pros, one deep table, $3,000 to sit down

Entries run from a $3,000 seat up to $10,000 at the title match itself — a separate ladder for players who've already made it.

Built like we mean it

No real money, ever. No gambling, no cash-outs, no chip purchases. No ads, no accounts, no internet required — your career lives on your device and nowhere else, and the app collects nothing. Every hand deals from a seed shown in the app, so any hand can be replayed exactly; the AI never sees your cards. Seventy-eight achievements from First Orbit to Every Name in the Book, because bragging rights shouldn't touch game balance.